The Boy Mom Life Is The Life For Me. I guess...

"Put your wiener away!"

This is one of many phrases that I never expected to say so frequently in my life. Along with "Get your hands out of your pants", "You can't pee there", and "No, I'm not pooping, I am a girl and sit when I pee".

My adult life is not what I had imagined 10 years ago. For some reason I really thought it would be a little more... adult-like?

I spend me days talking about dirt bikes, soccer, Pokemon, video games, trucks, dinosaurs, Minecraft and other things I barely comprehend. When my oldest son tells me about the world he is playing on Minecraft I swear he is speaking a whole other language. I just nod and add a lot of "Wow, thats great buddy!"s to it. I really have no idea if what he is saying is great. It could be terrible for all I know. I really just go by the vibe I am getting from him to determine if its good or bad.

People often ask if we are going to try for a girl...those people are Fucking insane! Maybe more than 2 children is a life others want to live, but 2 is good enough for me. I dont want them to out number us and take over. Also, I have no clue what I would do with a girl at this point. I guess dirt bikes and toy trucks can come in pink, right? Maybe she would fart less and make less jokes about poop and butts... Eh, who am I kidding, she would still be my kid so thats doubtful!

But all in all, being a mom has turned out to be the coolest thing I have ever done. And being a mom of boys has been a perfect fit!